Introducing: The Brand New Degloopifier

Some few weeks ago, it was sweltering hot and humid. I felt like my desk was in a sauna except that it didn't feel good and relaxing. It was just a still muggy night that makes one feel like even blinking results in sweating profusely. I had changed my Facebook status to something like "Krishna Chavda wishes it weren't so stickyhothumidstuffythickgloopy" and my aunt asked through a comment whether or not i owned a manually operated degloopifier. I told her the store ran out when I went to go buy one. Needless to say, the conversation sparked some creative ridiculousness.

The Degloopifier
Pen, watercolor
10.5 x 14 inches

After I made the image, I thought it would be funny as an ad with an infommercialy tone - which for some reason came to me as a poem.

If you can't read it on the image:
Do you ever feel steamy and wet like soup?
Does your skin every feel like gloopitygloop?
If you wish to be seen
with a body so clean,
then be a proud buyer
of the Degloopifier.
Its powerful hose
will degloop your clothes!